I haven't left Earth yet!

I just wanted to let you know that I haven't disappeared. No...I wasn't the guy who started the big fight in Detroit last Friday night! No, I'm not on the run from the law! Honest! I've been in San Diego this whole time! I would probably hate Detroit! I can't stand Eminem! I could never handle living there! So don't worry, I'll be around. But I just have a lot of stuff going on. I hope you don't mind. Of course you don't mind. Nobody is reading me yet! Hope changing that is something I'll have something to do about. Anyway, see you later.